I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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