Whod you bang
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
What a dumb baby whore.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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