So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?