you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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