waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You were trust falling into bushes
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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