Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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