I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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