I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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