no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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