I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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