i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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