Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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