weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
