He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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