Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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