The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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