Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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