If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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