I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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