do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
they call him Oral-B. enough said
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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