Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
