dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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