Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My dick has a subreddit
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
dude. I can hear the air.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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