Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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