You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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