i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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