I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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