Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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