He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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