Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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