1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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