Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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