Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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