he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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