Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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