he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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