There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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