So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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