the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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