I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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