I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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