Buhtt sex?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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