id be glad to
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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