i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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