Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Dear god my vagina.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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