Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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