It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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