Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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