he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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