just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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