so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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