My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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