i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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