remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
