Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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