this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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