Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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